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What is a Drudge?

A Drudge is someone who is obliged to perform menial, tedious tasks, and/or hard labor work. Similar to an indentured servant or a slave.

Who is American Drudge?

If you feel like the definition of Drudge applies to you and you live in America then you, my friend, are American Drudge.

What is American Drudge?

American Drudge is a family-owned, slightly right-leaning, Patriotic, online store that is mainly dedicated to acknowledging, celebrating, and describing American workers in many professions in a funny, snarky, walk-a-mile-in-their-shoes, "describe your job poorly", kind of way. We are located in Massachusetts.

How long does an order take to fulfill?

An order typically takes between 4-7 days to get to your home. This timeline can change depending on holidays.

What is our return policy?

If you received an item that is the wrong size, damaged, broken, or has any defects then we will exchange the item, but we can NOT do money back offers at this time. Please contact us at within 14 days of receiving the item(s) and we will resolve any issue you have!